George Santos

Before you did run for office,

should have assayed all your past sins.

For when your hat lands in the ring

 the filleting begins.

Far better you told everyone

why you are not a saint.

For they that have to vote for you,

may quiver if you ain’t.

If morals, logic or your past

 are dappled by your lies,

you’ll have to answer them anon

and they may wave “Bye-Byes.”