The Laureate-The Eve's Tattoo {Haiku}

The Eve’s Tattoo

   Heed the eve’s tattoo.

          Rest to face what dawn holds due...

       let God’s words guide you.

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The Laureate-The Prez and Mueller

The Prez and Mueller

Bob Mueller, at last, had his say,

and Trump’s white hat turned gray this day.

Now Tweets from Trump hold vitriol...

that he best flush with his bidet.

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The Laureate-Justin Amash

Justin Amash

Just one Red Pol severed the threat

of being the Prez’ marionette.

Are others in the GOP

content to be just his lackey?

What Trump displayed in far Japan

revealed he only has one plan...

to air his ego, brag and tweet

and on his foes apply the heat.

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The Laureate-When Prez Crows

When Prez Crows

An egotist will tend to lie

and try to prove a gifted guy.

Unfortunately, those astute

will hear the crow in what you toot.

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The Laureate-Memorial Day

Memorial Day

Men fought and died for our freedom...

their progeny, too, paid the cost.

When you salute our Flag this day,

remember, also, what they lost.

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The Laureate-Holiday Travel

Holiday Travel

I oft watch them as they drive

and ponder how they will contrive

to hide their bared psychotic ways...

if they manage to survive.

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The Laureate- Prez; Muller Report Do-over

Prez; Muller Report Do-over

Trump repeats that lie,

over and over again.

That’s his modus operandi...

from psyche filled with bogeymen

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The Laureate-The Prez' Teriffs

The Prez’ Tariffs

If our Prez is so damned smart...

and tariffs are to him an art,

why then, I hear, most that we buy

will in price soon amplify?

(A fact our guru does deny...

thinks funds for farmer’s mollify.)

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The Laureate-Friends of Prez

Friends of Prez

Unless you’re in his base

to him you’re a disgrace.

He hates the Blue,

hates newscasts, too...

issues too oft his hate misplace.

{Use tissues for issues!}

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The Laureate-Abortion Laws

Abortion Laws

Some Red pols say they obey God

by laws that will spare a fetus.

They must believe God gives his nod

when they put women in duress.

A perp who plants unwanted seeds...

leaves DNA and walks away,

begets a child with all its needs...

that she beset through life must pay.

Do you fools think God loves statesmen

who fill the earth with evil men.

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The Laureate-Life {Haiku}

Life {Haiku}

Don’t give up on life.

though your world is seized by strife,

God and Chi hold key.

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The Laureate-Trump's Worth

Trump’s Worth

I went off grid, but glad I did.

The prez declared some of his worth.

Did he go lax, reveal some tax...

how many lies will he unearth?

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The Laureate-Soviet's Marionettes

Soviet’s Marionettes

The Prez still acts like he’s our tsar...

Red pols allowed he go that far.

Are they now his marionettes...

obeying him and soviets?         

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The Laureate-My Prez 51119

My Prez 51119

I believe in charity

to help those in despair,

but so many vie for alms

I can’t to all be fair.

Each week their missives fill my box

and plea I send them aid.

I’d have to be the smartest fox

to know which ones I should evade.

I’m ensconced with Middle Class...

I have not much to give.

If Pres would only nix his wall

and tax the rich, that poor might live.

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The Laureate-Executive Privilege

Executive Privilege

It makes the Prez a porcupine.

If he gets scared, his barbs unbind.

He tends to use this privilege

so his sins can stay confined.

{May he soon be confined!}

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The Laureate-Prez Tweets Effete

Prez Tweets Effete

Rather than admit defeat

the Prez now tweets and stomps his feet.

In time, my Prez, your bone-spur lies

will merely show such ploys effete.

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The Laureate-Red Puppets

Red Puppets

Prez won’t respond to House of Blue...

Red puppets agree, mostly.

Though Constitution, as guru,

says queries are sought legally.

         

We must not vote for pawns...

for whom we vote must value laws.

We’ll be not seeking leprechauns...

nor those in mental menopause.

{I am now an Independent voter.}

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The Laureate-Prez/Putin Call

The Prez/Putin Call

The Prez has talked to Putin...

as he really should.

Could he have said, “Damned tootin,

we’ll both be tsars for good?

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The Laureate-The Prez Coup

The Prez' Coup

AG Barr refused to star

in the House of the Blue.

Yesterday, too many a scar

was his due for all his pooh.

Prez says no more testify

and declares all talks are through...

with that he seems to certify

our new tsar begins his coup.

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The Laureate-AG Barr's Tsar

AG Barr’s Tsar

AG Barr near saved his Tsar

when he met with Congress.

Red pols said he was right by far...

Blues said he did from truth digress.

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