If Trump Runs Again 

You who would vie for president

best assay your past sins.

For when your hat lands in the ring,

the filleting begins.

Far better you tell everyone

why you are not a saint.

For they that fine-tune microscopes

will oft find that you ain’t.

If morals, logic or your past

are blemished by your lies,

your thirty thousand sins amassed

may make the voters chant, “Goodbyes.”

 

Modified from my book, Trump’s Worst In Verse.