My Stolen Trash Can 

If who’ve stolen my can of trash,

to ease some burden now on you,

best find it’s not a little rash...

forever you may feel what’s due.

 

All of the time spent to replace

a dirty can of rotting food,

you could have done with nil disgrace,

and quelled my angry mood.

 

Best keep mum to everyone

lest I learn your lot and your name.

For if all hear, I hope all shun

just how you earned your fame.