No Call Registry

I have been on the “No Call List”

since the list was produced.

But perps discovered a new twist

to come again and roost.

 

They can use the very same ploy

just by changing their base number...

and o’er and o’er they can annoy

by calling us to badger.

 

Search very hard to find these perps

and throw their arse in jail.

Please, keep them there until all twerps

know justice will prevail.

{I average six calls daily from these perps.}

 

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