Monday, September 29, 2014

The Laureate-War

War has changed, and yet, has not...
no longer a game of chess to plot.
Now faced with a world of moves to weigh
keep arms in close, riposte...then swat.


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Thursday, September 25, 2014

The Laureate-Pachyderms and Donkeys

I’m no longer Red or Blue,
but Independent through and through.
No longer will I money send
to those who do but half-truths spew.
(and fill my days with naught but pooh.)



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Wednesday, September 24, 2014

The Laureate-Tucson Drought...it's not just water.

I’ve lived in Tucson twenty years,
and all that time home marketeers
hold in contempt the drought...
while pols just sit there on their rears.




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Saturday, September 20, 2014

The Laureate-The Recess

Now you can leave, return to home...
no longer stay in pleasure’s dome.
Yet, bills you passed are awful...
and leave us not but offal.




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Friday, September 19, 2014

The Laureate-Ig Nobel Prize

An award for nasal pork
should be sent to the Hill.
For pols alone would funds uncork
for tests that matter nil.


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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

The Laureate-Scotland's Vote

For centuries the Scots have fought
the Brits to claim autonomy.
With chance now nigh, there’s some that cry
such act would stress the harmony.

Their quandary should be clear,
a vote can end their misery...
or passions, once so dear,
just fade away in history.


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Sunday, September 14, 2014

The Laureate-The Decision

Our top court said, buyers beware,
their caveat emptor warns that you prepare.
For pols can sell with lies from hell...
and oft their wares just taint the air.





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