The Laureate-My Prez 51119

My Prez 51119

I believe in charity

to help those in despair,

but so many vie for alms

I can’t to all be fair.

Each week their missives fill my box

and plea I send them aid.

I’d have to be the smartest fox

to know which ones I should evade.

I’m ensconced with Middle Class...

I have not much to give.

If Pres would only nix his wall

and tax the rich, that poor might live.

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The Laureate-Executive Privilege

Executive Privilege

It makes the Prez a porcupine.

If he gets scared, his barbs unbind.

He tends to use this privilege

so his sins can stay confined.

{May he soon be confined!}

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The Laureate-Prez Tweets Effete

Prez Tweets Effete

Rather than admit defeat

the Prez now tweets and stomps his feet.

In time, my Prez, your bone-spur lies

will merely show such ploys effete.

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The Laureate-Red Puppets

Red Puppets

Prez won’t respond to House of Blue...

Red puppets agree, mostly.

Though Constitution, as guru,

says queries are sought legally.

         

We must not vote for pawns...

for whom we vote must value laws.

We’ll be not seeking leprechauns...

nor those in mental menopause.

{I am now an Independent voter.}

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The Laureate-Prez/Putin Call

The Prez/Putin Call

The Prez has talked to Putin...

as he really should.

Could he have said, “Damned tootin,

we’ll both be tsars for good?

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The Laureate-The Prez Coup

The Prez' Coup

AG Barr refused to star

in the House of the Blue.

Yesterday, too many a scar

was his due for all his pooh.

Prez says no more testify

and declares all talks are through...

with that he seems to certify

our new tsar begins his coup.

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The Laureate-AG Barr's Tsar

AG Barr’s Tsar

AG Barr near saved his Tsar

when he met with Congress.

Red pols said he was right by far...

Blues said he did from truth digress.

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