The Laureate-Trump's Slump

Trump’s Slump

For a man who claims high intellect,

his logic has a disconnect.

Most he hires, he finds are lacking...

he needs to be more circumspect.

{Or, are his wits waning?}

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The Laureate-The Prez' Taxes

The Prez’ Taxes

If the biggest liar in the land

won’t divulge his income tax,

we have to think he makes this stand

because it’s filled with phony facts.

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The Laureate-AG Barr

AG Barr

The AG must give Prez advice

not just redact his sins or vice.

Remember you’re a man of law

and Constitution rolls the dice.

You have left your peers in awe.

You make the Prez above the law.

If he has caused a major crime,

you now abet with your hacksaw.

{...and you, too, should do time.}

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The Laureate-His Base Embrace

His Base Embrace

When down, the Prez runs to his base

to feel again their warm embrace.

There he knows he can stand tall

as he spews Blue vitriol.

The loud applause as he tells lies

makes the Don in him arise.

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The Laureate-My Prez, Letters to the Editor

My Prez

Letters to the Editor

The letters tell me what my peers

must feel are major gripes and fears.

Too bad the Prez won’t do the same...

he’d know what issues near nadirs.

{Read new papers every day,

and you’ll know what most voters say.}

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The Laureate-Ennui {Senyru}

Ennui

Moods can flow from Chi,

can lure or daunt equally...

never spread ennui.

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The Laureate-Our Prez is Don!

Our Prez is Don!

The Prez must really be a Don.

He has the affinity for hiring crooks.

The White House has them hither and yon...

his lawyers, if asked, will cook his books.

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